This site is now being pointed to the new server / design. Unfortunately, the new server doesn't seem to like the forums, so those will be down until the tech guys can figure out how to make it work right. I still don't seem to have access to my email (even though I asked for the MX entry to be updated last Friday), so I can't get any email to my SA send. If you really need to reach me, you can get me at this email address.
If you have any problems, technical or design-wise with the new layout or any of the pages (besides Cranky Steve's, which is still being converted, and Taco / WTA), you may contact me here. Make sure to drop me an email if you're having any technical problems loading the site (ie, it loads up very slowly, the ad banners never show up and end up slowing down the loading time, etc etc). Hopefully all these problems and issues will be addressed by tomorrow.
Oh yes, today is SA's birthday. It's one year old. Hooray. Nothing says "wild birthday celebration" quite like HTMLing for five days straight! ROCK AND / OR ROLL!
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