Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.
Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.
Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.
Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.
Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.