Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.
Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.
Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.
Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.
Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.