Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.
Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.
Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.
Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.
Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.