Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.
Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.
Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.
Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.
Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.
Liberals want to mess with the rooms where we poo and pee. Unacceptable. We must protect our poo and pee.
More fake science from the mainstream scientists: Dr. Schrodinger claims cat is dead, but cat is alive and a dog.
These all just look like normal cats to me.
From what I understand, this genre is about getting eaten by crocodiles. I excel at this.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.