Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.

Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.

Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.

Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.

Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.

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