Zack: The portrait of the LARPer as a young man.
Steve: A penguin shapeshifts into this guy Charlie I know from Gen Con.
Zack: A butt plug shapeshifts into a butt plug holding a sword.
Steve: I think I used this card in one of my decks.
Zack: It's a good thing the concept of life after death is a childish lie or the ghost of Jonathan Swift might be pissed.
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.