Zack: Here it is: the single laziest piece of artwork in the Antiquities set. Painted by the prolific Douglas Shuler, apparently worn out from putting Tim & Eric beards on everything he paints he just half-assed a candelabra and dropped some sparkles on it.
Steve: What did you expect? It's a candelabra.
Zack: How about a massively busty wizard woman up on a cliff with storms raging all around her and she's holding up this glowing candelabra and the fire from the candles is swirling up into a tornado of fire that is changing night into day on the wide expanse of land below. That's right up your alley.
Steve: Pretty good, but not as good as "an awkward candelabra sitting on a peach tablecloth."
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2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.