Zack: Here it is: the single laziest piece of artwork in the Antiquities set. Painted by the prolific Douglas Shuler, apparently worn out from putting Tim & Eric beards on everything he paints he just half-assed a candelabra and dropped some sparkles on it.
Steve: What did you expect? It's a candelabra.
Zack: How about a massively busty wizard woman up on a cliff with storms raging all around her and she's holding up this glowing candelabra and the fire from the candles is swirling up into a tornado of fire that is changing night into day on the wide expanse of land below. That's right up your alley.
Steve: Pretty good, but not as good as "an awkward candelabra sitting on a peach tablecloth."
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
Zack Parsons, Steve "Malak" Sumner, and friends tackle bizarre role playing game products that make them wonder, "What the fuck!?" From the early days of Gygax to contemporary role playing games, none will be spared.