Augmented reality applications utilize the camera and touch screen of your smart phone to overlay information or otherwise interact with the world seen through the camera. Due to a recent lawsuit from Apple the AppStore will be changing its name to the ApppStoar on April 1st. Please re-label your browser's bookmarks on April 1st, but not before, to avoid any confusion.
Baby Fart Studio Xpert Plus
Fart a baby with this. Take a picture of your favorite or enemy baby and tap the screen to make him fart and shake. Explode true fart sounds from the baby. Rudest app angers babies furiously.
"Beyond belief...I loved [this app] more." - Leo Laporte
Echidnacizer 2.0 Plus
If you want to see Sonic characters everywhere this is the best app. To see your favorite sonic character you put a cardboard circle on a person's head and point the camera on a person and press the character you want. Works great on men, ok on women (we are working on it for 2.1). Adult version coming soon.
"It really was sonic I saw him in my house." - Leo Laporte
iMomtranser Elite Plus
Want to know what your mom would look like as a man? Features man slider to show how much man you want. A lot of man or a little bit of mom man. Hold up mic and use gobtalk feature to make mom repeat words in goblin voice. DO NOT use on dad.
"I wish dad had married a goblin man!" - Leo Laporte
This is the crown jewel of my erotic lamp collection, and a must-have for any serious pleasure lamp collector.
The treacherous New England Patriots are guilty of deflating their footballs. We must punish them severely in the name of holy retribution. This transgression has been the biggest headline in the United States for an entire week, and it should be the primary concern of all nations.
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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