iTokerator Xtreme Plus
Weedworld arrives. Make everyone smoke weed. Put weed cigs in their mouth and up their nose. Tap to puff smoke, shake to cough. Put weed on friends, family, babies, dogs. Weed on everything. Crazy eyes mode and purple haze mode coming soon.
"Weed rules and so does this app! 420, my ninja!" - Leo Laporte
Nad Dog Pro Plus
Nads on your dogs. Ballify your hound much better than competing apps that limit 10 ball bags per dog. We allow unlimited nads per dog and animated nads, fireworks nads, and pacman nads. Sound effects and nads theme player plus streaming content updates.
"Crushed my husky under nads. He's bad ball doggin." - Leo Laporte
Qvue DX Plus
Real time RPG stat boxes for your Qdoba order. Wizard mini-game. The ONLY app that includes the entire Qdoba menu. Voted Top Chef foodie app of the day, September 11th, 2010.
"The only app I choose to use to defeat tacos." - Leo Laporte
Snicketvision Advanced Plus Plus
Pick from any one of two Lemony Snicket characters and change people's faces. Make mom Uncle Monty, make dad Count Olaf, and turn your sister into Uncle Monty also! Sort of works on pets too, but not well enough to really brag about.
"The sort of thing men only dreamed about in the 1980s, an unreal reality." - Leo Laporte
StinkLnz XXL Plus
Ultmt aug rlty stink sim. Drop stink lines on every bad bud you got. See the stinkers. Animated and non-animated, Japanese style stink drops, ASCII stink tilda, and for XXL version NEW pigpen dirt mode.
"Stink lines? Ownager." - Leo Laporte
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
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