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"Very Bad Intentional Espousal Decision"

Kabul, Afghanistan


D'oh!
Not even Homer would think a wedding would be FAIL-proof just outside the blast-stops at a NATO air base. Knock-knock! Who's there? Somebody from Helmand driving a truck with nothing to lose after a previous FAIL wedding. CLASSIC wedding FAIL.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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