W is at it again with his booty moves. Doesn't he know we are currently at war? Look at that dang arrogant war criminal. How often do you think he thinks about all those soldiers he sent to die? How often do you think he remembers Haditha? Do you think he even cares about clean water for Africa? He is a bad dude.
Did you hear that article about cops doing something? With tasers and homeless girls and their dogs. They've fucking done it again those motherfucking cops. How could they do that? In this country? Land of the FAIL and home of the SLAVES. Maybe if they spent less time harassing pit bull (it's the owner not the BREEED!) owners trying to film them climbing a ladder. I'm just going to go ahead and say it. Stand back. Hang on. Here we go: COPS ARE EVIL. Stay away from cops. Shoot them with rocket launchers. Body count.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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