Traffic Case - The Dirty Dishes and the Dangerous Curves

A beautiful woman is found slumped in a car. It seems to be an accident, but clues suggest someone else was at the scene. Our investigation brought us to the colorful bungalow of Dan Manson, the owner of the car full of dead lady. We questioned him about the evidence.

PRESS to QUESTION flashed on screen.

We pressed

Cole Phelps

I was wondering if you knew anything about the dish in the Tucker. And by dish I mean woman.

Dan Manson

(winks repeatedly)

I don't know nothin'!


PRESS to BELIEVE DAN MANSON or PRESS to DISBELIEVE DAN MANSON flashed on the screen

We pressed

Cole Phelps

I'm not buyin' it, Manson. Why was this dish in your Tucker car? Spill it cheez-it, before I clop cop hoops on your hoofs.

Dan Manson

(vigorously nodding his head and smiling)

Okay, okay, I knew her. But it isn't what you think. She just asked to borrow the car.


PRESS to BELIEVE DAN MANSON or PRESS to DISBELIEVE DAN MANSON flashed on the screen

We pressed

Cole Phelps

I believe you, and that's why I'm not gonna frodo you. Anything else you want to fess up to or are you spittin' marbles and callin' it dice?

Dan Manson

Hey, lay off. I don't know nothin' else!

(he winks repeatedly and jerks his head in the direction of a trashcan)


PRESS to LOOK AT TRASHCAN flashed on screen.

We pressed

Cole Phelps

(to himself)

A clue...in his trashcan.

PRESS for CLUE in TRASHCAN flashed on screen.

We pressed

Cole Phelps

(picks up clue)

We're going to check this out and if it's lousy info we're gonna beat the bones out of your dick.

The clue turned out to reveal an important fact about Dan Manson's past. I won't give away the ending of the case, but there was a twist and nothing was as it seemed.

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