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Dracula is coming, so you better get ready! He's on his way, for real this time! This is a trailer for a movie entitled "Dracula is Coming." Lowtax thought of the idea during this year's GoonCon so he wrote it, recorded the main vocals, and added the sound effects. Josh "Colorfinger" Jones did the amazing musical score as well as some sounds and vocals. Additional voices were done by Megan "Ringworm" Austin.

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