This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.
What's great about Letters From The Internet is that they're real letters from real psychotics. Today's reading is from a nutty conspiracy website, "Freedom Domain," which protects you and I by exposing the atrocities of the New World Order government!
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
Horrible people write horrible things on the internet. We read them back and hold the mirror up to society. Fart.