This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.
What's great about Letters From The Internet is that they're real letters from real psychotics. Today's reading is from a nutty conspiracy website, "Freedom Domain," which protects you and I by exposing the atrocities of the New World Order government!
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
Shmorky's Flash Tub. A collection of Flash cartoons and shorts, all crammed into neat little Flash Tub packages!
Horrible people write horrible things on the internet. We read them back and hold the mirror up to society. Fart.