This article is part of the Letters From the Internet series.
What's great about Letters From The Internet is that they're real letters from real psychotics. Today's reading is from a nutty conspiracy website, "Freedom Domain," which protects you and I by exposing the atrocities of the New World Order government!
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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Horrible people write horrible things on the internet. We read them back and hold the mirror up to society. Fart.