Ultimate Christian Wrestling, submitted by Without Pants. There are many ways one can teach others about Jesus, but the most effective method is to have goofy looking men in tights to assault each other with dropkicks and bodyslams. Ultimate Christian Wrestling hopes to spread the word of Jesus through wrestling, which makes the absence of a Jewish Armwrestling League or Extreme Wiccan Paintball even more befuddling than it already is.
If you find that a wrestling match can have any influence whatsoever on the religion you ascribe to, you might need some counseling. Don't take it from me though, just wait until Ultimate You Should Seek Counseling Wrestling rolls into town.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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