In these tough economic times, people need somewhere to turn, not only for financial answers but also for emotional support. Modern problems call for modern solutions, which is why instead of consulting friends, families or deities, the SA Forum Goons asked an entity guaranteed to deliver cold, impartial futuristic advice, Google Image Search! I was initially skeptical about the concept, but when I queried "will anybody read this Ask Google Image Search article," Google Image Search assured me I was on the right track in its own special way!

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