March 31 is Fartjack Day
Best lines in videogaming? - "Your right hand comes off?!": Leon "Scott" Kennedy, Resident Evil 4 (2005)
Small, yet horrible design decisions.. - I can't believe Wind Waker was cel-shaded, Zelda more like Celda
My nomination for scariest video game of all time. - Maniac Mansion is the scariest game ever made, sorry no contest.
Let's Make Final Fantasy VII Into a Footnote (Dirge of Cerberus) - Shit game, good thread...if "Let's Play" threads are your kind of thing.
Castle Vidcons - Click on this thread or die.
Lovely girlwalrus wants to be Paris Hilton's BFF - Remember the Fireman? We're gonna do it this time, you'll see.
Ask me about loosing my virginity - at 39, with a prostitute, using Viagra - This would make a great button and conversation starter.
BEHOLD the gayest post you will ever see! - Remember The Mummy when the mummy shoots a swarm of beetles out of his mouth? Replace the beetles with cocks and now you have an idea of how gay this post is.
You're so vain, you probably think these animated gifs are about you - Girl goons post moving pics in this thread.
MSPaint "Good, Bad, Worse" advice - MSPaint and improv games these are two things that are always hilarious if only there were some way to combine them.
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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