March 31 is Fartjack Day

~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught
If you're reading this, you probably play video games.


Best lines in videogaming? - "Your right hand comes off?!": Leon "Scott" Kennedy, Resident Evil 4 (2005)

Small, yet horrible design decisions.. - I can't believe Wind Waker was cel-shaded, Zelda more like Celda

My nomination for scariest video game of all time. - Maniac Mansion is the scariest game ever made, sorry no contest.

Let's Make Final Fantasy VII Into a Footnote (Dirge of Cerberus) - Shit game, good thread...if "Let's Play" threads are your kind of thing.

Castle Vidcons - Click on this thread or die.

~*~ General Bullshit ~*~
Reppin': SpecialOlympian
What a great day at the gym. First I was listening to Jock Jams, then I was covered in them.


Lovely girlwalrus wants to be Paris Hilton's BFF - Remember the Fireman? We're gonna do it this time, you'll see.

Ask me about loosing my virginity - at 39, with a prostitute, using Viagra - This would make a great button and conversation starter.

BEHOLD the gayest post you will ever see! - Remember The Mummy when the mummy shoots a swarm of beetles out of his mouth? Replace the beetles with cocks and now you have an idea of how gay this post is.

You're so vain, you probably think these animated gifs are about you - Girl goons post moving pics in this thread.

MSPaint "Good, Bad, Worse" advice - MSPaint and improv games these are two things that are always hilarious if only there were some way to combine them.

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