Remember when the 2009 update "What is this CSI investigating?" took the Internet by storm? *Silence.* (Crickets chirping would be too nature-based for something like this, I think. Maybe imagine a packed college computer lab with everyone typing loudly, and then someone says "remember that CSI MS Paint thread?" and all the key-clacking stops.) Anyway, it was a thing and people liked it, so here it is again! Like its predecessor, this version incorporates elements of the moderately popular "I will draw stuff for you!" theme. Basically, what happens is ExplodingSquidx2 draws a biohazard-suited starter (the CSI), and the SA Forum Goons place the CSI in situations. When you see another character -- an "inordinately happy fisherman" or a "sausage dog on stilts" -- ExplodingSquidx2 has drawn that by request, and the credited artist used it in his/her work. Now let's investigate!
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.