Remember when the 2009 update "What is this CSI investigating?" took the Internet by storm? *Silence.* (Crickets chirping would be too nature-based for something like this, I think. Maybe imagine a packed college computer lab with everyone typing loudly, and then someone says "remember that CSI MS Paint thread?" and all the key-clacking stops.) Anyway, it was a thing and people liked it, so here it is again! Like its predecessor, this version incorporates elements of the moderately popular "I will draw stuff for you!" theme. Basically, what happens is ExplodingSquidx2 draws a biohazard-suited starter (the CSI), and the SA Forum Goons place the CSI in situations. When you see another character -- an "inordinately happy fisherman" or a "sausage dog on stilts" -- ExplodingSquidx2 has drawn that by request, and the credited artist used it in his/her work. Now let's investigate!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.