This week's Forum Friday is dedicated to babies. Thanks for everything, babies, we really appreciate it. "This one goes out to you, babies!!"

~*~ FYAD ~*~
Reppin': liquidator vrunt
"FYAD is the cool place to hang out. You can find most of the cool people there. In FYAD you can just chill and do whatever and totally relax. "Take it easy" is the FYAD motto, for example, that's how laid back it is there. Show up if you want to have a good time. Another good reason to show up is if you want to hang out with friends." - C. Cardigan

[SPECULATION] how would fyad rewrite the classics?? - He was an old man who posted alone in a forum in the Gulf Stream and he had gone eighty-four threads now without taking a five.

nigg0r news - What if black people had newspapers that talked about black people stuff? You know, like how BET is black people television. This thread is just pictures of black people doing embarassing stuff, though. Take a look if you like racist jokes and you like looking at pictures instead of reading.

here's what the simple english wikipedia has to say about ronald - Todd Forklift hates himself and everything he posts. There's enough irony in this thread to make you sick.

gbs finds cat macros funny, reminds me why we hate gbs in the first place - GBS seriously ruins everything. I don't even make threads anymore because GBS does. Now they like cat macros? This fucking sucks. Just say no to GBS.

Oh no, I'm stuck in the middle of a heated wikipedia argument - Permabanned user dans1120 uses his parachute account to let us know he still loves to vandalize wikipedia. He's probably going to get banned again. He's also a hermaphrodite.[citation needed]

Olhado's Referrals: Where Are They Now - "Robert" investigates the posters that Olhado referred to the forums. Someone please hook both of them up with free t-shirts.

Goodbye - Warning to all depressed forum users: If you try to commit suicide Fyad will make fun of you, but they'll also try to save your life.

~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Reppin': light_urple
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.


Is this safe? - :siren:ATTENTION GOONS:siren: CROOOOW! has discovered that driving a motorbike with a dog on the back may help you score with lots of hot, over-40 soccer moms.

A tale of 40+ beagles [image heavy!] - notsoape posted a thread about breeding outdoor dogs and Pet Island ISN'T getting mad about it?!? Oh wait! This is an old-fashioned pack of working beagles doing the job they were bred for in the UK. This is a really cool thread full of good pictures and great info on "Beagling"

Quick new puppy question - DOGGIE DICKS DOGGIE DICKS "I've never had something that resembles a cross/plus sign traveling down my dick. If I were someone's pet and they saw that, I'd hope they'd ask someone about it." ~Dobermaniac

Help me find a dog breed that fits my lifestyle/experience. - If you come to Pet Island and ask us for a quiet, easy-to-train, small dog that can live in an apartment, be left alone for 13+ hours a day, and won't destroy your stuff, we will tell you to get a cat. You're not the first, Zombie Dictator, and I'm sure you won't be the last.

Two-legged Chihuahuas - Three of them in one litter. - Yes, they only have two legs. Yes, both legs are in the back. Yes, this means they stand upright a lot. Yes, they're the product of bad breeding. Yes, they're cute. What are you waiting for??? Go watch the video Pepper posted!

My dog suddenly is no longer potty trained? - In this case, "potty trained" = "pee-pad trained", making this the 3rd pee-pad thread of the week. We're sorry your PUGGLE can't tell that the floor mat you don't want her to pee on looks just like the pad it's okay to pee on. Obviously there must be something else wrong with your PUGGLE since she understood before! God forbid quietstilldead's PUGGLE goes outside to piss and shit like most dogs...

The Fight of The Century! (dog fighting inside) - Step right up! GobbleDeGook's vicious, man-eating pits have been starved and kicked for weeks just for this fight! Don't miss the biggest pit fight in Pet Island history!

~*~The Official Pet Island Baby Animal Feel Good Thread of the Week~*~

I found a squirrel! [pics + happy ending] - BABY SQUIRREL BABY SQUIRREL! FEED IT WITH AN EYE DROPPER! Kidane and his girlfriend save a baby squirrel and give it to good-hearted hippies!


~*~ Creative Convention ~*~
Reppin': same
No, not like a Kirk-Spock slash fanfiction convention! Those haven't been creative for years.

Nano Fiction - Paul read this awesome thread. But the awesomeness of it killed him.

What is your creative fuel? - Unleaded or Hookers?

Post your portfolios - Talented Goons show their talented talent.

Let's see where you work and create - A look at where the creative goons spend most of their waking hours.


~*~ The Goon Doctor ~*~
Reppin': JOHNSON MCHUGH
I got this gnarly gash on my leg and it's throbbing and now my head is all swollen up and I look like the redhead dude from that movie Mask. Should I seek medical attention?

A Tick on my Glans - ZoneManagement is concerned that a tick on his dick may lead to a journey on a gurney.

Retainer leads to Strep throat transmission? - md10md thinks that a filthy dental appliance may have made him ill. Next time he'll remember to always boil something before putting it in his mouth (note: may not apply to food or loved ones).

Extremely Weak Ankles - It looks like Zaii's ankles are his Achilles' heel. I'm sure the rest of his body is pretty vulnerable as well.

I feel like I'm not here - This thread appears to be blank. Haha, only joking! When the teacher was taking attendance in class and some smartass yelled out "not here," you can bet that a single tear rolled down Purity Control's cheek.

Tinnitus! I hate you! - Flipper Suit suffers from a constant ringing in his ear. If he doesn't get help soon, he might just go crazy and stab himself with A# object!

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