Monday. Monday. What does that word even mean? You may be interested to know it's actually Latin for "I really hate this day of the week, it sucks so bad".

Once you've mastered the art of making your pets not die, you may want to move onto more advanced techniques such as making them not crap all over the place. The pet freaks in Pet Island are always around to help with that kind of unattainable voodoo. Po' it up, light_urple.


When your animals make you go "what the hell?" (IMG heavy) - This thread by supercheesy is like watching The Planet's Funniest Animals with the sound turned down so you don't have to listen to the shitty narration.

Ear cutting and tail bobbing. Is it necessary or is it evil? - DRAMA BOMB ALERT! PI argues over the necessity of cropping ears and docking tails. Thanks a lot DragonSama for bringing this one up again. There are at least some interesting arguments both ways. (Amazingly, this is NOT the thread that got Frau DVangel - aka SelmaDVangel - banned!)

I'm finally getting a Beezer!! - Masokissed gets a beautiful new Ibizan Hound and HerrDVangel (aka SachielDVangel) offers to wear a clown suit!

What's Your Mutt? Share your dog's breed characterstics and help out! - This is the only "TELL ME WHAT BREEDS ARE IN MY MUTT!" thread you'll ever see on Forum Friday Monday. That's because The Red Queen conveniently put a bunch of them all in one thread.

She's HOME! - shoafer0 has a cute new Chessie pup and there are lots of cute pictures. (THIS is the thread that got Selma banned. Everyone, please be sure to read NEW RULE #1 before you post in a new puppy thread. While you're at it, read the rest of them, too!)

Kepler got his walking jacket! (yay pictures) - Ever seen a cat on a leash before? How about Kenshin's beautiful Bengal cat on a leash?

Assembling the HERMIT CRAB fleet - You can't imagine the feeling of freedom you get from watching a whole fleet of majestic hermit crabs racing at full speed - it's almost better than NASCAR! Actually, this thread started by Grrn is mostly full of hermit crab care tips and funny hermit crab stories.

Monkey in the guest room - Before you read that gem, read this one. Thanks, Zander747.

My dog bites her toenails and my kitten eats brocolli, wtf??? - Pets like to chew on some pretty weird stuff...including themselves!



Quit playing Games with my heart, but by all means, my Nintendo would love it! Mr. Onslaught in the house.


Eye of Judgement - Holy Shitchrist!!!! - Now when you put your favorite monster in attack position, you can get a totally sweet 3D representation of it as your non-existent girlfriend cheers from the chair you tied her to.

The MAME Thread - It's like reliving the 90's arcade scene all over again, just without the sticky floors and crappy change machines.

Stacraft 2 is (probably) coming - There's been a great disturbance in Korea, as if a million lives were just extingushed at once.

Let's Play Day of the Tentacle! - No, this game is not about a Japanese sex adventure you racist pervert.

gaming webcomic roulette - Did you guys see the latest ironic game-culture comic featuring obese slobs portrayed as mildly acceptable hipsters?



BYOB is all about posting in an blue forum and being buds with everyone. It's basically the Brady Bunch except everyone is Peter Brady and greasy. Planimal shows us what's happening:


i will draw terrible porn of anything itt (orgy on page 8) – Well, the author of this thread’s avatar is a picture of Tails from SONIC THE HEDGEHOG getting his face ejaculated on, so you can kind of get a sense of what’s going on here.

ford and wink minor – STOP IT. BOP IT. TWIST IT. PULL IT.

itt i have opened a trans-dimensional portal into byob's space-time continuum – Man, does anyone remember that show The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys starring Howie Mandel as the scientist? It was pretty crazy. Oh, also check out this thread.

Beefofages banned himself – BYOB is implementing “mini-bosses” right now, or posters that get picked that can change thread titles and move or gas threads for a certain period of time. Fifteen minutes into BeefofAges new job as mini-boss, he thought he was so powerful he could use a mod-only tag and banned himself. Thankfully, one of the admins was nice enough to get him unbanned, but it was still pretty hilarious.

how to derail a thread NWS – First, take a picture from an already goldmined thread, then post it a bunch of times in your own thread. It’s really very simple.

FUCK – Thread title: FUCK. Author: Fucky. Content: FUCK.

PiratePorn –Hoo boy, if you ever wanted to hear a pirate wench reading the sex scenes from romance novels, now is the time.

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~~post ur most fave party tricks itt~~ – “i like covering my nostrils and mouth with my hands and blowin really hard until my eyeballs shoot out to a distance of 5 to 6 feet.”

The Adventures of Allen the Apple – Think of Allen the Apple as an extension of every person who posts in BYOB.
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