This big ol' grey box is dedicated to Goro from Mortal Kombat. The word Monday reminds me of the word mortal which reminds me of Mortal Kombat which reminds me of you, wherever you are.
lmao look at this cunts huge legs - Get a load of these pics. This woman has some serious medical problems. Lmao.
TFR > What is your nightstand gun? ( 1 2 3 4 ) - You'll never catch a TFR poster off-guard. How many more guns do I need to buy before I stop being a fat loser with no girlfriend?
[cp] gbs on lolita - Here's a fun fact: The other forums, the ones that aren't fyad, are all full of really dumb retards. Check this thread out because GBS doesn't read good books.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opera-tan - Did y'all know about this? Your operating system / alternative browser / message board isn't cool until you've got an anime girl figurehead.
the return of the ultimate hustler - Remember that ultimate hustler thread? Lots of laughs in that one. Here it is again!
just a reminder that GBS en threads are still cool as heck - This moron GBS man thought he could keep out of forum friday. Guess what, bud? You and your Chinese harpy wife are front page material.
Panorama investigates Scientology! Monday, 8:30 PM BBC1 - Dmoz wants everyone to know about the documentary that is making the entire cult collectively shit its pants. There's so many good articles and documentaries that I've condensed it here in your guide to becoming an Operating Suppressive Person
Working in Archaeology and My Encounters with Wackos - Digbum spends his days looking for magic rocks and berating people who call him a paleontologist. Paleontologists and archaeologists are all surprisingly bitter.
MSPAINT - make light of a bad situation - rectal rebuilder and the BYOB crew thought it would be oh-so-fucking clever to beat the Golden MSPaint challenge by rigging the vote. Lucky for them Microwave decided to give this thread meaning.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/sh...hreadid=2482130 - Sanguivory regales us with tales of crackheads and a mysterious ice cream truck that only shows up at midnight. All around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel, give me back the crack you've jacked, POP goes the weasel!
~*~ BYOB ~*~
Reppin': graey alien
BYOB is all about maxin' and relaxin'. Attempt any other activities and you will quickly find yourself at the wrong end of an angry nerd's keyboard! It's blue and all you're supposed to do is chill with your friends, making it almost exactly like being trapped in a collapsed igloo with the math team.
Americans are individually-wrapped JellyBellies - Jelly Belly is the world's #1 gourmet jelly bean, the bean of choice for all those with the most discerning taste, and made in 50 amazing and tasty flavors.
i've been getting these wierd sore things on my arm for a while - Danbo Daxter! finds himself in a tar bath with 2 older men to cure his psoriasis. One of them is a very funny and eccentric Eastern European man who gives Danbo Daxter! a good natured and very ethnic ribbing while splashing around like an overgrown child in the bathtub. Fall in love with Danbo, Guy Tally and introducing Attila and learn a little bit about skin conditions in this ByoB thread.
Can we go on a BYOB BUS Field Trip - Hulkamatt wants a fun party game to play online with online friends. Send the thread all around the different forums! Whooo. But the bus (it's not a bus, it's a post on a message board) stalls out. The thread goes nowhere. There's no fun net game. There's palpable disappointment. There's real human emotion.
i made out with a married man last night - A girl gets it on sexually with an old, old man. Guess what Girlfriend? You didn't think it through cause he's married and the wife knows about it.....and next week SHE GETS HERS BY FLAMING ONLINE A HOMEWRECKER *****. BIGTIME CONFRONTATION NEXT BYOB FORUM FRIDAY
~*~ Pet Island ~*~
Are you a pet fan? A fan of pets? Do you kiss your pets more than you kiss people? Have you ever given a cat CPR? Do you sometimes wish you could have pot-bellied pig babies? You disgust me.
Eyewear for dogs - HAY GUYS! THIS PUPPY HAS FUNNY EYES CAN I MAKE HIM WEAR CONTACTS SO THEY LOOK NORMAL? Oh shit…
Why people buy dogs at pet stores. - When you said "devil's advocate post", Konstantin, you weren't kidding! This awesome thread earned PirateFilly a great new custom title. Wait, did you say you worked in a pet store? TWO pet stores??? You must be an expert!
Do I want a Mantis Shrimp? - What's 8 inches long, hides most of the time, and catches crabs? No, guess again. It's a Mantis Shrimp! They're quite possibly one of the coolest animals we've ever seen, and Psylocibe might be getting one soon. They can punch crabs to death or cut fish in half! Can't believe it? Make sure you check out the video links!
My neighbors stink (literally) - What's the best way to tell your neighbors that they stink and their animals need to be fixed? Hopefully chipicha has figured it out!
House Wive's Tails About Pets - Those people who believe cats can steal a baby's breath are crazy! But did you know that cats are the girls and dogs are the boys???
~*~The Official Pet Island Baby Animal Feel Good Thread of the Week~*~
With spring comes a new litter of Kittens! - BABY KITTENS! I_Eat_Kids' charity yields adorable results!
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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