Let me tell you about my buddy Stephenson.. If I were to pick a palindrome to describe this thread it would be: a Toyota.
Your favourite emoticon - in 3D?! Finally we're moving into THIS century with emoticons being rendered in glorious 3D. Adding depth to otherwise shallow gestures.
What I looked like in 1956! The Dave is our first-post threadshitter for today. Thanks for all your hard work and we look forward to any other insightful posts you might have in the pipeline. And by pipeline I mean your colon.
Make movies Post-Apocalyptic! Waiting for Notting Hill to be apocalyps'd, just so I can see Hugh Grant reduced to a shell of a man who has to drink his own urine and eat radioactive termites to stay alive.
~*~ Ask / Tell ~*~
I have acce$$ to $omeone'$ email account and can $ee he'$ getting $cammed. Ah the classic dilemma - tell the guy he's getting scammed and have to own up to the fact you're a prying dickhead with no morals or leave it alone and let him spend more and more money on stupid internet scams. Oh BOY!
My phone was stolen - Massive bill - 02 UK. What do I do? Yeah you're screwed.
Ask me about getting laser hair removal (and being Detroit's hairiest man). AKA Chewbacca gets shaved.
Tell me about being accused of shoplifting. Extra, extra - read all about it: Kid accused of stealing candy, protests innocence. Is pissed off.
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
Push button, get infinite gameplay and pleasure. Or attempt a 3 point shot.
The Something Awful Forums: the last bastion of sanity on the Internet. "Forum Fridays" glances at some of the most interesting and popular threads from nearly each forum, highlighting a handful of threads each week.