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The SomethingAwful Bagzsquad is pleased to announce our latest fan sub release "Psychic Aura Academy - Episode 46". We have packed this exciting episode full of the most accurate translation you can imagine and we did it weeks before the other translation crews! This is scientifically provable as them sucking huge dicks and us being completely awesome almost beyond belief. We know that you have been waiting nearly a day since the last episode of Psychic Aura Academy was released in #animebagz, but wait no more!
This Episode: Kujari finally tells Mimono that he has secret affections for her! A miscast spell is running wild through the academy and may actually interrupt him mid sentence and then he'll blush and she'll think he's getting fresh - which after a fashion he is - and then she'll punch him through a wall of lockers or turn him into a goat or something. Meanwhile a new student named Asoko has arrived at the academy and she is shy and sickly and secretly is attracted to Kujari who she keeps bumping into in the hall. Believe us when we tell you there will be at least FIVE SCENES where she falls over and he sees her panties and then she sees him staring and then they both get embarrassed and Kujari may or may not shoot blood comically from his nose. It is fresh and hilarious each time it happens! Meanwhile Kujari's robot maid is becoming jealous of Mimono and has taken to wearing increasingly fucking retarded costumes that show off her ten year old figure. There will probably be some situation where she is going to have sex with Kujari because her robot logic is different than our human logic, but he pussies out and explains why they can't have sex (hint: it ain't because she looks ten).
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