Ah, now that is called a Vibrator. It is a kind of very adult snake that you should never touch. It is only used by women who never want to get married and criminals. Is that it?
Can you please? There's only one way to be sure.
This is your guide, and I don't mean mine, I mean yours, kiddo.
Yep. That's Detroit Steady. Robot Taker. He is the only man to have wrestled a robot and survived. He wrestled it so hard it died, so he took its face. He is Midnight Machine. He's pretty much the all time greatest night time wrestler. He does solids by visiting couples like your Mommy and Daddy.
To take pictures.
Have you ever seen a giraffe laying down?
Detroit Steady has. Two of them, with a really hot Mommy. He has the pictures to prove it.
Thanks, I am.
I is. He is. The man, Detroit Steady, who is not me, is a lot of fun. Or so I have heard.
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