Ah, now that is called a Vibrator. It is a kind of very adult snake that you should never touch. It is only used by women who never want to get married and criminals. Is that it?
Can you please? There's only one way to be sure.
This is your guide, and I don't mean mine, I mean yours, kiddo.
Yep. That's Detroit Steady. Robot Taker. He is the only man to have wrestled a robot and survived. He wrestled it so hard it died, so he took its face. He is Midnight Machine. He's pretty much the all time greatest night time wrestler. He does solids by visiting couples like your Mommy and Daddy.
To take pictures.
Have you ever seen a giraffe laying down?
Detroit Steady has. Two of them, with a really hot Mommy. He has the pictures to prove it.
Thanks, I am.
I is. He is. The man, Detroit Steady, who is not me, is a lot of fun. Or so I have heard.
‘Toad coin?’ wondered the traveler as he examined the pebble. It did not look all that different from any other pebble, and certainly nothing like a coin. ‘What manner of coin has no head or tail, and bears no seal or flag? Who backs this toad coin, the toad bank? The toad treasury!?’ The traveler laughed, but the toads croaked sternly back at him.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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