As you may have noticed, our "Whitest Kids U' Know" contests and advertisement campaign is coming to an end after a few months. Thanks to this great advertising campaign, we will use the revenue to purchase a couple new servers and a hardware firewall, thereby making the forums even more fast and secure. Thank you, IFC, for running the campaign here and providing us revenue to use for forum upgrades and improvements! And thank you, Something Awful Forum members, for viewing and clicking on these ads, thereby making it possible for us to run such campaigns in the first place!
As a final note, The Whitest Kids U' Know has just begun airing season two, a new episode every Sunday at 11:00PM (E/P) on IFC. Oh, and you can buy the entire season one DVD from IFC, if you are inclined to do such a thing.
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He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Hogosphere contains worthless ramblings from Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka. Crap that he's too lazy to make funny for the front page. Because he's lazy. And unfunny.