Odds are some of you probably have invested in Eastern Poland. If so, I guess you're free to go. Now, as for the res - Wait! I've been informed that we can't afford to lose any readers. Welcome back, Eastern-Poland investors! These images are relevant to you, too, perhaps especially so! Palpek brought this important advertising campaign to the attention of the Something Awful Forums, and the Goons posed hard-hitting follow-up questions that only they would think to ask!
Here's the original ad:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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