Odds are some of you probably have invested in Eastern Poland. If so, I guess you're free to go. Now, as for the res - Wait! I've been informed that we can't afford to lose any readers. Welcome back, Eastern-Poland investors! These images are relevant to you, too, perhaps especially so! Palpek brought this important advertising campaign to the attention of the Something Awful Forums, and the Goons posed hard-hitting follow-up questions that only they would think to ask!
Here's the original ad:
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Did you know that you only use 10% of your brain? You may have heard that before. But what if you could use 100%? YOU CAN!
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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