Odds are some of you probably have invested in Eastern Poland. If so, I guess you're free to go. Now, as for the res - Wait! I've been informed that we can't afford to lose any readers. Welcome back, Eastern-Poland investors! These images are relevant to you, too, perhaps especially so! Palpek brought this important advertising campaign to the attention of the Something Awful Forums, and the Goons posed hard-hitting follow-up questions that only they would think to ask!
Here's the original ad:
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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