Odds are some of you probably have invested in Eastern Poland. If so, I guess you're free to go. Now, as for the res - Wait! I've been informed that we can't afford to lose any readers. Welcome back, Eastern-Poland investors! These images are relevant to you, too, perhaps especially so! Palpek brought this important advertising campaign to the attention of the Something Awful Forums, and the Goons posed hard-hitting follow-up questions that only they would think to ask!
Here's the original ad:
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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