Star Wars vs Star Trek in Five Minutes, submitted by thescottishninja. Ok, so Star Trek is kinda a waste of time compared to the Slimeboys, but so is Star Wars, so they're both basically huge wastes of time. But if you like to watch them and you want to know who would win in a fight or whatever, this site can help you with that knowledge.

As you can see, the officially published figures are massively in favour of the Empire, even if you disregard the fact that an Acclamator is not a particularly powerful warship by Imperial standards (an Imperial Star Destroyer is roughly 10 times larger (by volume) than an Acclamator and presumably 10 times more powerful, even if we disregard the fact that an Acclamator is just a transport). In fact, the only way to generate a remotely close match between an Imperial ship and a Federation ship is to use a small patrol craft such as Jango Fett's Slave-1

So, like, I guess the Empire could kick the Federation's collective ass, but was there any question about that in the first place? I mean, the Empire has total floating death stations and the dark side of the force. The Federation has what? The holodeck and a lot of pussy rules. Yeah, good luck taking on the universe with that stuff Captain Loser of the Loser Federation.

– Joseph "Maxnmona" Fink

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