Lowtax - AAAAAAAGH!!!
Silver Wolf - What?
Lowtax - AAAAAAAAAH! The flashing from your incoming messages is giving me flashbacks, just like at store! This is an awful moment!
Silver Wolf - It sounds like the flashing triggers it.
Lowtax - AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Please stop!
Lowtax - This is the worst feeling ever!
Lowtax - Do you think the Yetis are part of aliens at area 51?
Silver Wolf - I don't know, probably not. There was that video of the grey at area 51 a while back..
Lowtax - AAAAAAAAGH!!!! STOP! STOP PLEASE!!!
Lowtax - Those Yetis I believe are not up to any good! Do you think they are bad?
Silver Wolf - Well, there are about 7 different races of aliens. The greys are just one, and some people think Yetis are a hybrid of a couple. have you heard about the Nordics?
Lowtax - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP THE FLASHING!!!
Lowtax - PLEASE GOD STOP
Lowtax - OHHHHH LORD JESUS!!! PLEASE!!!
Lowtax - hello?
Lowtax - friend?
Lowtax - help
Lowtax - please
Lowtax - sir
Silver Wolf - Goodbye
Lowtax - AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
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