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I'm Leo Jean, born Prince Leopold IV of Belgium. Through my lifetime of knowledge gathering about the spirit world and, with the help of my own spirit, I have become the most powerful spiritual person on Earth, and one of the strongest spirits in the universe. This is no small feat, and my work is very demanding. After many years of healing and teaching others, I began working in a direction in which no one else dared to go. My consequent work as a spirit sayer, among many other achievements, has given me the ability to summon, communicate with and to control, when necessary, any spirit.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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