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I'm Leo Jean, born Prince Leopold IV of Belgium. Through my lifetime of knowledge gathering about the spirit world and, with the help of my own spirit, I have become the most powerful spiritual person on Earth, and one of the strongest spirits in the universe. This is no small feat, and my work is very demanding. After many years of healing and teaching others, I began working in a direction in which no one else dared to go. My consequent work as a spirit sayer, among many other achievements, has given me the ability to summon, communicate with and to control, when necessary, any spirit.
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Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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