So our forest adventure as a deer-human has come to a close. I would like to say I learned something from this experience but I already knew bizarre people exist... Perhaps I learned that a community segregated to a virtual forest in the middle of the internet will excite very easily when a somewhat normal outside community gives it any attention whatsoever. Perhaps something in my heart has changed toward mutated deer or perhaps I just really have to take a giant crap; maybe I can produce something more appealing than this game from my bowels alone.
As with every article I blindly throw audio and footage together with no talent and squeeze a video out that people flock to vote down. This time is no exception-- though I feel that this video truly provides an accurate sense of what The Endless Forest is all about. Please enjoy my kindred deer spirit penis fawns.
Thanks to these lovely phallic fawns: Slybo, Tipps, PenaltyMan, ptlsaints, Kal (A LOT), Froderick, Tkytko, EvilMuppet , Deadlysherpa, Turbl, Ponken, Chrodyn, Taumpy Tearrs, RagingPawn, Sobek, Attic Light, Stanley Pain, Lincolnstein, Law, CherryCola, The Skeep, Dishsoap, Sandwich Fight, DjCoax, Sneakums, Giant_Pupils, RichLather, kinkood, Fourecks, Arachne, Night Gaunt, Biased Truth, ifonlyiwereawsum, and Braco!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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