While the image of a semi-sentient mound of flab sitting on a vampire's horribly crushed skull seared itself into my retinas I was too busy ripping the top off the DVD player and vomiting upon the electronics inside to even consider finishing the rest of the movie. My guess is that all the vampires are killed somehow and everything goes back to normal. Of course I could be wrong, so feel free to rent the movie yourself... if you dare.
|Special Effects:||- 8|
|Music / Sound:||- 5|
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it's hard to shake the feeling that I've always got five stars in this Grand Theft Auto known as life.
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