Rat Dong From Mars, submitted by n8. Speaking of outdated, worthless, stupid wastes of bandwidth, the Rat Dong family has supposedly declared war on the Internet by creating a series of mindnumbingly horrible pages that will slow down a NASA supercomputer. They've crammed into their website about every Javascript code in the book, then somehow managed to shove the entire book in as well.

Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an "inconvenience" - - We have opted instead for an authoritarian system DISGUISED as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got there.

That deep and meaningful text is then followed by photos of some fat guy and his genetically deformed family while they're being molested by Javascript code. What's the purpose? Who knows. Who are these people? You got me. But hey, it's TECHNOLOGY and TECHNOLOGY is what makes the Internet better, right? Right? It's THE FUTURE after all!

– Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka (@lowtax)

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