Americans like to talk about (or be told about) Democracy but, when put to the test, usually find it to be an "inconvenience" - - We have opted instead for an authoritarian system DISGUISED as a Democracy. We pay through the nose for an enormous joke-of-a-government, let it push us around, and then wonder how all those assholes got there.
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Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.