Corey Haim faces off against roller hockey gangs and computer chess viruses of doom!
Steven Seagal mumbles and glares his way through a gauntlet of unnecessary cuts and zooms.
A holy trainwreck of product placement, bland romance, and incredible gluttony!
Rapping dogs, mariachi mice, massive copyright infringement? Must be another Italian Titanic anime!
Michael Dudikoff, R. Lee Ermey, and akimbo slow-motion M16s in the oil-rich kingdom of Fakeistan!
Traci Lords goes on a journey of vengeance and squibs while making the same stupid face constantly.
Finally, the female Gorean post-apocalyptic sci-fi fantasy movie that nobody was asking for!
An epic battle of half-wits between Paul Reiser and a malevolent office building!
The scariest movie you could possibly watch this Halloween. No really. Up yours Australia!
Come for the lazy slasher killing spree, stay for the world's worst sociology lecturer!
What do Gary Busey, Master P, Snoop Dogg, and Jeff Speakman have in common? We have no fucking idea.
Travel back to the '80s with an American Ninja to stop a self-help book from destroying the Earth!
Ex-Post Office secret agent Steven Seagal shoots his way through Poland while wheezing heavily
Rod Jackson and his team of Italian astronaut puppets fight to stop Planet Gluten at all costs!
A dubious allegorical romp through a Fahey-filled world of Christly hackers and eyeliner tattoo!
A dandy fop dog gets a rhino piss party and ant enema in the Jungle. Weldcome to Hell.
Mission: Unwatchable, now in glorious Italian 3D!
Ever seen a movie the Director and Producer both took their names off in disgust? Neither have we.
Welcome to the interactive movie experience of the cyber-future!
Join us and Boston PD's finest in the subterranean collegiate aqueducts of unconsensual alien love!
Finally, an answer to the question: "what if Predator 2 starred Eric Roberts and was way stupider?"
A time-traveling wizard takes us on a mystical journey to the Star Trek IV of Barbarian movies!
Welcome to a space station where every room has glass windows, and your only hope of escape is Ice-T
Experience the sheer terror of ouija boards and ghost dyslexia!
Alien sasquatches invade the Old West, brought to you by the makers of the infamous Shapeshifter!
Kevin Sorbo leads the most nonsensitardical "oh no, deadly weather" flick since Absolute Zero!
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of 2015!
In memory of Alan Rickman, please enjoy a shot-for-shot ripoff of Die Hard.
I’m gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the blood bank.
Come journey with Thor the Italian barbarian as he discovers the woman and the horse!
Jesus teaches us all that a good marriage is a worthless unfunny turd we should stomp on.
Child wizard Bobby and his talking dog face off against the dark wizard Molestro!
A stowaway house cat fueled by rage and tainted waffle mix goes on an '80s party yacht murder spree!
A timeless masterpiece of cinéma rétardé.
Witness the adventures of Prince Pussalot and his dead gay wookiee dad in some stupid forest!
Malcolm McDowell, Lou Gossett Jr., cocaine-fueled Ewok traps, and…a nuclear Y2K holocaust?
Jesus blesses a roadside diner with stupid morals, but Satan has akimbo shotguns. Checkmate, Jesus.
“This ghost-vampire gorilla marriage will really save our heroin smuggling business from Robocop!"
Enclosed: one hard ticket to death frolf, toilet snakes, and shirtless bazooka skeet shooting!
Fat rockabilly zombies, DIY Viking Funerals & softcore taxidermy porn, brought to you by Germany!
Gaylord Wayans & pals get murdered at the party mansion while Skelewhore browses some microfiche!
Just in time for Shark Week, a barrelful of fishy cinematic horrors!
Marty Sickle and the gang try to solve the mystery of the spooky haunted porn factory, bro!
Hanna-Barbera makes a crime-fighting robodog to terrorize the 70s and ruin trombone slides forever!
Haymaker and the Vein return to bring us the new sport of Extreme Cave Monster Death Spelunking!
Evil atheist philosophy professor Kevin Sorbo stars in “Christian Chain E-mail: The Movie”
An alien made of teeth and beef jerky crash-lands on the world's darkest backwoods porno set.
Busey N' Friends unleash The Rage with a bunch of huge explosions all over Lorenzo Lameass' face!
A psychic terrorist travels to the 1990s to win his true love by murdering her entire wedding party!
Luke Perry plays dressup in cowboy boots and stumbles drunkenly around the PG-rated Old West!