“This ghost-vampire gorilla marriage will really save our heroin smuggling business from Robocop!"
Enclosed: one hard ticket to death frolf, toilet snakes, and shirtless bazooka skeet shooting!
Fat rockabilly zombies, DIY Viking Funerals & softcore taxidermy porn, brought to you by Germany!
Gaylord Wayans & pals get murdered at the party mansion while Skelewhore browses some microfiche!
Just in time for Shark Week, a barrelful of fishy cinematic horrors!
Marty Sickle and the gang try to solve the mystery of the spooky haunted porn factory, bro!
Hanna-Barbera makes a crime-fighting robodog to terrorize the 70s and ruin trombone slides forever!
Haymaker and the Vein return to bring us the new sport of Extreme Cave Monster Death Spelunking!
Evil atheist philosophy professor Kevin Sorbo stars in “Christian Chain E-mail: The Movie”
An alien made of teeth and beef jerky crash-lands on the world's darkest backwoods porno set.
Busey N' Friends unleash The Rage with a bunch of huge explosions all over Lorenzo Lameass' face!
A psychic terrorist travels to the 1990s to win his true love by murdering her entire wedding party!
Luke Perry plays dressup in cowboy boots and stumbles drunkenly around the PG-rated Old West!
Even the Armor of God won’t save you from flying missionaries, terrible banditos, or Tom Arnold!
Mario Lopez and Richard Grieco face off in a movie that's 95% locker rooms and 100% disappointment.
Take a look back with us at some of the best and worst awful movie moments of the year!
The Titanic Legend continues with rapping sharks, talking butt plungers, a muscle octopus, and more!
A hogshit-crazy psychic dad and his stupid kids lose each other in a tiny corn maze for 9 hours.
Only Christians would write awkward silences in response to jokes into their own fucking movie.
The Barbarian Bros return with a truckful of toxic waste, disastrous banter, and David Carradine!
Val Kilmer lures 6 morons into the ultimate death schvitz to prove global warming is real.
Frat biologists, the Science Claw(tm), and a guy in a cheap rat suit learns how not to drive!
Eyeball-obsessed one-eyed killer and goblin belcher goes on an eye-gouging spree; police are baffled!
A pair of identical twin idiots try to save their carnie folk from the evil Ricardo Montalbowie!
David Heavener utterly fails to live up to his mulleted badass 80s kung-fu detective dreams!
Duncan Jax and his baboon buddy return to make us all regret the invention of the spy movie
The end of time means tiny alien ballerinas, merciless flying vacDOOM cleaners, and naked dinosaurs?
Fix your mutant problem with this handy illustrated killer cyborg user manual!
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
A video game movie dystopia so grim you'll wish you'd be sentenced to hard labor in an actual gulag!
The Dungeonmaster meets a Mad Libs book about rape and a truckload of irregular leather S&M gear!
Truly an amazing documentary about fog. There is so much fog in this movie God couldn't shave in it.
Captain Kirk is lynching a dog, wait, why is he lynching a dog?
Show me your dick, citizen. I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DICK
This is what you would see if you ODed on ketamine and ascended to psychedelic Chinese dragon heaven.
This might actually, legitimately be the worst movie ever made.
Smug savior Kirk Cameron and kamikaze president Lou Gossett Jr. in the holiest shit you'll ever see!
You better watch out for being busted, 'cause the SHOTgun of Jones...OOH! It's deadly justice!
Wesley Snipes invents hoverboard quidditch and Hawaiian separatists ride the lightning, ya mon!
Gary Busey headlines a gunkata kung-fu ghost vengeance slapfight western extravaganza!
What do Slenderman armies, cherry blossoms, and Yakuza-hunting tornado people have in common? Japan!
Simon Darth vs. Evan Grail in the worst totally not Batman movie ever made.
King Tut and Casper Van Dien drag us back to Egyptian Super Hell for the final showdown!
Malcolm McDowell and Casper van Dien star in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Copyright Lawsuits.
Watching this is like a triathlon Prozac, meth, and gun-eating contest in a German insane asylum.
Brent Spiner stars as the original George Costanza in a movie about nothing!
Join us as we flip-six-three-hole through the disastrous filmography of Casper van Johnny Rico!
What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
Barbarian beer farts, steamy vampire coeds, and Kevin Sorbo trying to screw his many sisters await!
Richard Grieco plays an evil android werewolf who murders children and dream-rapes their parents. In space.