The Titanic Legend continues with rapping sharks, talking butt plungers, a muscle octopus, and more!
A hogshit-crazy psychic dad and his stupid kids lose each other in a tiny corn maze for 9 hours.
Only Christians would write awkward silences in response to jokes into their own fucking movie.
The Barbarian Bros return with a truckful of toxic waste, disastrous banter, and David Carradine!
Val Kilmer lures 6 morons into the ultimate death schvitz to prove global warming is real.
Frat biologists, the Science Claw(tm), and a guy in a cheap rat suit learns how not to drive!
Eyeball-obsessed one-eyed killer and goblin belcher goes on an eye-gouging spree; police are baffled!
A pair of identical twin idiots try to save their carnie folk from the evil Ricardo Montalbowie!
David Heavener utterly fails to live up to his mulleted badass 80s kung-fu detective dreams!
Duncan Jax and his baboon buddy return to make us all regret the invention of the spy movie
The end of time means tiny alien ballerinas, merciless flying vacDOOM cleaners, and naked dinosaurs?
Fix your mutant problem with this handy illustrated killer cyborg user manual!
Kirk Cameron destroys the internet with his rage and jacks it to boats, hallelujah!
A video game movie dystopia so grim you'll wish you'd be sentenced to hard labor in an actual gulag!
The Dungeonmaster meets a Mad Libs book about rape and a truckload of irregular leather S&M gear!
Truly an amazing documentary about fog. There is so much fog in this movie God couldn't shave in it.
Captain Kirk is lynching a dog, wait, why is he lynching a dog?
Show me your dick, citizen. I SAID SHOW ME YOUR DICK
This is what you would see if you ODed on ketamine and ascended to psychedelic Chinese dragon heaven.
This might actually, legitimately be the worst movie ever made.
Smug savior Kirk Cameron and kamikaze president Lou Gossett Jr. in the holiest shit you'll ever see!
You better watch out for being busted, 'cause the SHOTgun of Jones...OOH! It's deadly justice!
Wesley Snipes invents hoverboard quidditch and Hawaiian separatists ride the lightning, ya mon!
Gary Busey headlines a gunkata kung-fu ghost vengeance slapfight western extravaganza!
What do Slenderman armies, cherry blossoms, and Yakuza-hunting tornado people have in common? Japan!
Simon Darth vs. Evan Grail in the worst totally not Batman movie ever made.
King Tut and Casper Van Dien drag us back to Egyptian Super Hell for the final showdown!
Malcolm McDowell and Casper van Dien star in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Copyright Lawsuits.
Watching this is like a triathlon Prozac, meth, and gun-eating contest in a German insane asylum.
Brent Spiner stars as the original George Costanza in a movie about nothing!
Join us as we flip-six-three-hole through the disastrous filmography of Casper van Johnny Rico!
What do fanny packs, Jack Ryan, John Rhys-Davies, rastafarians, and cyborg cops have in common?
Barbarian beer farts, steamy vampire coeds, and Kevin Sorbo trying to screw his many sisters await!
Richard Grieco plays an evil android werewolf who murders children and dream-rapes their parents. In space.
A superhero descended from Thor rides his mom’s Prius into glorious battle against the King of Anime! OHH!?!
We help Ron Perlman and Cuba Gooding Jr exorcise their bad-movie demons by rewriting the screenplay!
Grappa-fueled insane revisionist anthropomorphic Italian anime Titanic ripoff, feat. hoverdolphins!
James Callis delivers easily the best-worst Merlin performance of the last 500 years.
For a movie called Dogs about an evil dog army, there sure aren't a lot of dogs.
Exploding ninja midgets, spit takes galore, and Javier Bardem's Doppelganger's Gay Wizard Skull Rave.
Deep-fried rats, a gremlin on the crapper, and flies that pull the legs off of you!
Canada and Romania bring us a tale of quadriplegic dragons, pizza summoning, and magical bullying!
Sounds like a shameless ironic blaxploitation romp, but it's just plain shameless.
Take a look back with us at the best shirt removals and worst ninjas of the past year!
A stark cautionary tale of icebergs in Miami, flying palm trees, and Goatse of the Gods.
We could come up with better laws of robotics by eating a Scrabble set and barfing the tiles back up.
Merlin teaches us the science of magnets, lightning, and neon tazer skeletons that drag you to hell!
Celebrate the brawlidays with the Hulkiest, bulkiest Mass Milk on the market!
Casino Royale meets The Sting meets a screenwriter with severe ADD.
All the weird, blotchy nudity, robo-chicken-dinosaur-zombies, and Earth Killing you can handle!