Crappy New Flash Movie!
Local doofus Cakewalk has concocted a new Flash movie for your viewing misery. It's called "Aborted" and it's about as offensive as you can get short of killing orphans and using their body parts to dam a river and endanger all the fish that pass through it. But it's still hilarious and features a most catching musical number sure to dominate the charts! Expect to see this movie nabbing the Oscar next year for best picture and best original song.
Go watch this horrible thing! Or don't! You'll be sorry no matter what you choose to do!
HUT HUT HUT HIKE! NEW #86/68!
In an effort to continue my quest to blind as many people as possible, I have created an exciting new episode of #86/68. As you can imagine this is a patriotic adventure filled with twists and right angle turns sure to leave you breathless and suffering from a raging headache. Plus it has a surprise ending that rivals the surprise ending of "The Sixth Sense" where it turned out the kid was really a sled named Rosebud all along.
Celebrate this Independence Day by reading up on one of America's finest heroes. Read "The Justice Reversal" now! It's like a razorblade massage for your eyes! HUT HUT HUT HIKE!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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