<AnalDawg> it is 4 pm time to start the meeting
<AnalDawg> welcome all to the chat
<AnalDawg> we have several matters to discuss
<AnalDawg> most importantly, the issue that keeps coming up:
<AnalDawg> do we allow discussion of Pits
<AnalDawg> the answer is No. we are not a pit play chat room
<Sex_King> What about to slap pits around. Some big nasty pits getting slapped and licked
<AnalDawg> no
<Sex_King> only bdsm? what if the pits are abused?
<AnalDawg> no more pit stuff i threw up in front of my family
<AnalDawg> comp is in family room and they all saw me
<AnalDawg> some spanish guy was talking in here and i ran it through an online translator
<AnalDawg> and it turned out he was talking about licking and sniffing and nibbling a hot pit
<AnalDawg> and i had just eaten a bunch of clam chowder.
*** DISABLEDMAN has entered #bdsmdungeon
<DISABLEDMAN> HOW TO FIX A BIG DIAPER HELP
<AnalDawg> my ailing grandmother smelled the puke and she puked too
<AnalDawg> she was laying on the recliner looking up and it was bubbling up out of her mouth
<AnalDawg> some got into her oxygen tube
<AnalDawg> abd the dog was barking and going nuts from the ruckus
*** DISABLEDMAN has left #bdsmdungeon
<PleasureKevin> are u telling me that u never ate a pit dude?
<AnalDawg> no i have not. im a hole man
<PitDruid_ESPANA> INACEPTABLE! YO TE MALDIGO!
<PitDruid_ESPANA> ESTÚPIDO! AXILA ES MUY SEXY .... You Are A Fucker Man ....
*** PitDruid_ESPANA has left #bdsmdungeon
<BaseballTrivia> was that the guy
<AnalDawg> yeah
<BaseballTrivia> that's the same guy i was telling you about
<BaseballTrivia> in here in the middle of the night a while back
<BaseballTrivia> blessing us or something while we were all asleep and afk
<BaseballTrivia> i translated it and i think he was doing pit magick on us
<BaseballTrivia> pit spells
<BaseballTrivia> eventually someone woke up and asked him to leave
<BaseballTrivia> it was a paragraph about how we must respect pits or... muerte...
<BigHoleWoman> Disabled Man keeps calling my house phone
<BigHoleWoman> heis unable to control diaper
<BigHoleWoman> this is messed up
<BigHoleWoman> he is screamig
<BigHoleWoman> he went in it too muchand it Busted the straps
<AnalDawg> do we call someone?
<PATRIOT1959> MY PRAYERS ARE WITH DIPER
<BigHoleWoman> i dont know
<BigHoleWoman> please dont pary for the diaper
<BigHoleWoman> its a bad diaper
<PleasureKevin> u still have holebugs dude? or did u get the treatment
<PleasureKevin> oops meant to be priv message disregard
<PleasureKevin> asfdf
<PleasureKevin> asaffffff
<PleasureKevin> asdf
<misterarson_> what's a holebug
<PATRIOT1959> HOLE BUG ?
<BigHoleWoman> holebugs is little bugs that get in
<BigHoleWoman> they make a mess of your Bed at night
<BigHoleWoman> because the bugs come out when you are asleep and crawl around
<BigHoleWoman> from central america
<BigHoleWoman> i had them and no medicines worked
<BigHoleWoman> the only solution was to have hubby stay up all night
<BigHoleWoman> and watch for the holebugs to come out and then he would smash em
<BigHoleWoman>
<PleasureKevin> bret im sorry they know about the holebugs
*** Sex_King has left #bdsmdungeon
<PleasureKevin> DIDSREGARD private!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! again
<AnalDawg> thanks everyone for coming

– bdsm-irc-log.txt (@fart)

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