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"OUR SALES ARE GONNA SKYROCKET" - $149.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED SUCCESS MESSAGE)
"KEEPING THE TROOPS IN LINE" - $149.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE "NO" LIST)
"IRONCLAD DEFENSE" - $99.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED LEGAL EVIDENCE)
"A FATHER'S DAY IN COURT" - $99.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE DAD AWARDS)
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The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
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