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"OUR SALES ARE GONNA SKYROCKET" - $149.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED SUCCESS MESSAGE)
"KEEPING THE TROOPS IN LINE" - $149.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE "NO" LIST)
"IRONCLAD DEFENSE" - $99.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED LEGAL EVIDENCE)
"A FATHER'S DAY IN COURT" - $99.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE DAD AWARDS)
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Are we not allowed to be real parents anymore? We may have feared the CyborFreaks, but we damn well respected them and learned about boundaries.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
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