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"OUR SALES ARE GONNA SKYROCKET" - $149.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED SUCCESS MESSAGE)
"KEEPING THE TROOPS IN LINE" - $149.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE "NO" LIST)
"IRONCLAD DEFENSE" - $99.95 (INCLUDES PERSONALIZED LEGAL EVIDENCE)
"A FATHER'S DAY IN COURT" - $99.95 (INCLUDES CUSTOMIZABLE DAD AWARDS)
I've got pre-made presentations for over 100 other special occasions, including:
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
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Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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