Hi folks. We're finishing up spring cleaning this week here at Ye Olde AwfulVisione, and just like last week we've got like 6 pages of shit I was too lazy to use before now plus some new stuff that was pretty funny.
Some of this shit stretches back to October, so if I accidentally slip one in that I've done before, I'm sorry. I would have went back and checked to make sure I didn't use any of these but reading my own writing physically pains me so I guess enjoy some slightly different jokes in the case that one slips by me!
Here's a horrifying drag queen singing a parody of Sir Mix-A-Lot's "Baby Got Back" entitled "Baby Got Front". Get it?! A dick! In the front! Because it's a drag queen! Also worth noting is that this video is in response to a video that may be even more impossibly shit called "Jackie Beat vs. Mariah Carey" and while I didn't watch it to confirm, I am going to go on record as assuming that the loser in the bout is all of mankind.
This little troll has a face only a mother could beat into a bloody paste with a brick.
Here's a video where you get to see some bitch's pussy. Don't say I never did anything for you guys!
As of the time I'm writing this, only 8 people have viewed this absolute masterpiece. I think it's time to change that.
I'm going to order like a dozen of these and use them to store my Wendy's Baconator coupons.
Around the web and back again to you, the lord of the webrings.
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
For every two dollars spent, you get just under one skeleton. A troubling proposition.
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