ChaCha is a fun new phone service that gives common morons the chance to find answers to questions they're too embarrassed to ask in public. Let's see if it can help us solve one of the greatest problems plaguing mankind, one step at a time!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.