ChaCha is a fun new phone service that gives common morons the chance to find answers to questions they're too embarrassed to ask in public. Let's see if it can help us solve one of the greatest problems plaguing mankind, one step at a time!

What is the world's sharpest knife?

Can I bring the world's sharpest knife with me on a train?

Will train companies consider changing their weapons policy in the future?

Can I bring a rope on a train if I want to tie my luggage to the seat?

How many feet of rope does it take to snap a man's neck?

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