Pepper - r u waiting 4 me 2 talk 2 u, or do u not wanna talk 2 me?
Mindfuct - I'm playing the waiting game!
Pepper - oh. i was, too. i always wait for people to talk to me first. it kinda causes me problems, though, but we won't get into taht.
Mindfuct - why do you always wait?
Pepper - cause i'm incredibly shy. i do that face to face with people. even my friends.
Mindfuct - awww don't be shy with me my friend.
Pepper - :) well, how do i know u'r not busy?
Mindfuct - I don't do work. I don't get busy.
Pepper - so anytime i see u online u don't mind if i talk to u?
Mindfuct - not at all, unless I am enjoying a good game of kanasta!
Pepper - what's kanasta?
Mindfuct - It is a game of the mind involving world domination and paper cups!
Pepper - world domination and paper cups????
Mindfuct - Yes the paper cups represent the enemy states and you must burn them once you rape and pillage their towns
Pepper - okaaaaay..............
Mindfuct - You have never played this wonderful game?
Pepper - never even heard of it.
Mindfuct - I shall teach you get some cups
Pepper - how many?
Mindfuct - Oh about 4-500
Pepper - 400-500?! forget it. i don't have that many cups.
Mindfuct - Well you can purchase them from the local cup store
Pepper - local cup store?
Mindfuct - Yes you don't have those?!
Pepper - we have no cup stores where i live
Mindfuct - I have a cup store, they sell all kinds of cups, from pewter to plastic to paper.
Pepper - ??
Mindfuct - Fine, don't believe me!
Pepper - ok, ok. don't be like that. fine, i believe u.
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