...and everything in between.

Newark Mayor Cory Booker is on the path to bigger and better things. Let's just hope he doesn't forget all the little people that made his rise to stardom possible by hectoring him for help doing basic chores.

– Zack Parsons (and thanks to Lowtax!) (@sexyfacts4u)

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