...and everything in between.
Newark Mayor Cory Booker is on the path to bigger and better things. Let's just hope he doesn't forget all the little people that made his rise to stardom possible by hectoring him for help doing basic chores.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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