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- First Last
"I am frog. Yes. Okay, thank yu."
"I do not endorse this product. I have not used this product. I have never heard of this product. I do not even know what this product is supposed to do. I hate it!"
- President of the United States Bara
Search the world's information, including webpages, images, videos and more. Google has many special features to help you find exactly what you're looking ..."
- Brandy LaCoiffe, star of 1990s softcore pornography movies such as:
As well as two non-pornographic straight-to-basic-cable movie sequels:
"best potato peeler i have bought in years and i buy one every couple of weeks it almost makes me want to go back to eating potatoes again"
- Random String
"This is going to be the return of the Sonic that we all know and love. I just know it. Sonic Boom has all the makings of a modern classic character platformer... with an attitude! All the people saying negative things like 'it could be good or bad, we should wait' are wrong and not true gamers and they are traitors to the community. It takes courage to be an optimist in the name of thoughtfulness and honor. We need to rise above hate. It's a video game, relax and don't pick everything apart. Games are for fun. If you criticize something you're thinking too much. Hey does anyone know how to dilute gravy without harming the CRT screen?"
- Adam Scott, co-host of U Talkin' U2 To Me?
"Welcome to the Online NewtonScript Tutorial For Absolute Beginners. Against all logic, we are going to go skip past our introduction to programming as a concept and go directly to the chapter called Getting Your NewtonScript To Store And Print Relevant Text From Then Internet. Pay careful attention or things could get bumpy!"
- John Q. Cardholder
What movies other than Rat Race could be improved by the surprising entrance of Smash Mouth?
How do employees stay safe at Alien Goop Storage Facility, The House of Unstable Floors and Vases Containing Fireballs, and (INARTICULATE PANICKED SCREAM)?
day 2: still working on the car
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.