~*~ Games ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Onslaught


Streets of Rage 4: YCS Edition - featured weapons: * knife * radiator

Queen Bitch of the Universe Edition - Go to page 41 for a link to the new Battle Report footage.

Demon's Souls: This is harsh. Evaluate me - I just recently found out about this game and it really needs to come out in America ASAP.

Bosses which take way too long to fight - Overly short bosses can be more annoying than overly long ones.

Saving the world, one Bread Roll at a time - Let's Play Mother 3! - The English fan translation was the best game of 2008, btw.

~*~ Goons With Spoons ~*~
Reppin': Mr. Wiggles


Vegemite what the fuck?
- Vegemite is the best stuff ever and if you disagree you are less than a man. Which I suppose is fine if you're a woman.

Your most painful cooking experience?
- This one time I was sharpening a spatula and a sliver of metal got into my cornea and while it didn't hurt it really sucked to have my eye watering for a few days until they could get it removed via surgery which also sucked because have you ever had to watch a pair of tweezers come in close to your eye to extract something? Yeah.

April's Recipe of the Month is......
- Much tastier than the book of the month in the Book Barn, but possibly with less fibre.

Gardening Megathread
- If you live in the normal part of the world, it's getting near time to plant. If you live in paradise you already have tomatoes so post pictures here to make the rest of us jealous.

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