Wolverine is the best, because he's like a combination of a superhero and a Denny's Lumberjack Slam. Check out how he masterfully snaps the eyebrows as he flexes those mean silvery tines.
A moment of silence for Heath Ledger, who was so devoted to his Joker role that he had himself fatally shrunken to four inches tall and put in a glass case at the Mattel booth. Rest in peace, baby. Your movie is going to be badass.
"I may be trapped in this blister pack," he says, "but I can still glower at that sonofabitch like nobody's business."
"Really, Holmes!" I dropped into my seat, shocked. "You are remarkably tall! What are you, six foot six? Six foot eight?"
As the 19th century diver approaches a giant clam, a flash of brilliant golden light flares from within the shell. I emerge in a swirl of bubbles and do the timeless universal underwater hand signals for the following: ZODIAC KILLER, KKK, BLOOD OF YOUTH
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