Wolverine is the best, because he's like a combination of a superhero and a Denny's Lumberjack Slam. Check out how he masterfully snaps the eyebrows as he flexes those mean silvery tines.
A moment of silence for Heath Ledger, who was so devoted to his Joker role that he had himself fatally shrunken to four inches tall and put in a glass case at the Mattel booth. Rest in peace, baby. Your movie is going to be badass.
"I may be trapped in this blister pack," he says, "but I can still glower at that sonofabitch like nobody's business."
Celebrate diversity and inclusiveness at your next protest by not calling Donald Trump a nasty little-hands pisspig bitch.
A true patriot has exactly seven t-shirts, with seven slight variations on a single phrase that tell one powerful story. This is that tale.
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