Dazzled by a space girl!
Nothing feels quite so comforting as the embrace of a paunchy centurion.
I didn't know it till I became a girl for the day, but there is absolutely nothing in this world so attractive as wearing briefs over your pants.
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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