Dazzled by a space girl!
Nothing feels quite so comforting as the embrace of a paunchy centurion.
I didn't know it till I became a girl for the day, but there is absolutely nothing in this world so attractive as wearing briefs over your pants.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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