Dazzled by a space girl!
Nothing feels quite so comforting as the embrace of a paunchy centurion.
I didn't know it till I became a girl for the day, but there is absolutely nothing in this world so attractive as wearing briefs over your pants.
You Will Read This Headline. Then You'll Laugh. Then You'll Realize You Were Wrong All Along.
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
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