Tanwhore, submitted by Mizidy Mizark. The title of the first page is "Ladies Love Cool Nick." Yes Nick they do, and it does not matter what you look like - they love you for who you are. Do not let anyone tell you that you are fat, okay?

Here is Nick a few years ago. He looks in good health, and there is a pretty girl under his arm. You look happy Nick, whatever happened to that Nick I once knew?

Oh, he got fat. In this more recent picture we can see that the ladies still love Nick. It just proves my point that it does not matter what you look like Nick, it is what is INSIDE that counts. And your new lady is very pretty too, as long as you like her that is all that matters. Nick, don't let anyone get you down. I can tell maybe you are a little vain, but there is nothing wrong with that at all. You should love your body, no matter how badly it deteriorates on the outside. Keep living the dream Nick.

– Tom "Moof" Davies

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