EXODUS: GODS AND KINGS


Channing Rating: Jonah Rating:



CHANNING: NOT BAD! BIBLE RIGHT? PRETTY GOOD IN EGYPT F PHAROAHS!!! CBALE HOLDS IT DOWN!!! TIGHT FX! I'M WITH THEM ON THESE FX!! THE WATER WOAH! UP THERE WITH THE BEST!!!!

Jonah: This is a phenomenal film by an amazing director. It transports me to another realm and I feel it in my heart. This is a beautiful film. It's beautiful. I can feel this film.

CHANNING: I FEEL IT TOO.

Jonah: Right? It's beautiful and rad.

CHANNING: AND TIGHT THO!

Jonah: Yes.


THE HUNGER GAMES: MOCKINGJAY - PART 1

Channing Rating:
Jonah Rating:



CHANNING: WOW!! EFFING INTENSE! JLAW IS SMOKING AND TOUGH! LOVE THE ARROW! SHE IS GOING TO WIN THIS THING! GOOD STORY, REAL STORY! I AM DOWN WITH THIS! LOVE IT!!!!!!

Jonah: I respect Jennifer Lawrence so much. She is so beautiful and real and human in this role. It's true to life. A powerful film and it matters. It matters today.

CHANNING: F YEAH I LOVE HER!

Jonah: She is one of the best and most generous and giving actresses working.

CHANNING: LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!!

Jonah: We are doing baby stuff compared to her.

CHANNING: F YEAH!!!! HA HA HA HA HA! EFFING LOVE BABIES! RIGHT? RIGHT???!!!! F YEAH!

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