The release of Fallout 4 was met with mixed response from RPG fans worldwide. A drastically simplified conversation system, shallow quest design, and generic overall feel have left many feeling unsatisfied. Not in the unsatisfied camp are IGN, a site notorious for reviewing games by staring blankly at a keyboard and mashing whichever numbers seem "happiest". So, to celebrate the release of Fallout 4 a few days or weeks or maybe months ago, here are a few of IGN's greatest hits.
I did not see the Tokyo Game Show this year.
We use the hands to shred PHONE BILL. We know not where PHONE BILL originated, nor do we know what it means. These are matters of some philosophical debate. Some say the entire subject is out of our hands.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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