The release of Fallout 4 was met with mixed response from RPG fans worldwide. A drastically simplified conversation system, shallow quest design, and generic overall feel have left many feeling unsatisfied. Not in the unsatisfied camp are IGN, a site notorious for reviewing games by staring blankly at a keyboard and mashing whichever numbers seem "happiest". So, to celebrate the release of Fallout 4 a few days or weeks or maybe months ago, here are a few of IGN's greatest hits.
The world doesn't make sense. We taxpayers have to buy breasts for genderbenders while our boys in uniform aren't even allowed to flamethrower anybody.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
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