As an aspiring pro gamer [with many industry ties], I've been working on my own competitive Super Smash Bros strategy, which accounts for spacing, matchup, meta, combo, all that sort of good stuff. If you study my guide and keep your eyes on the prize, you just might be able to hold your own in December, when the Wii U version is released!
SEO stands for sEarch Engine Optimization and it means you use a lot of words to pull the wool over google's eyes! EXAMPLE: Site 1 uses the meta tag ‘keyhole’ for its locksmith page. It gets 200 hits per day. Meanwhile, site 2 uses meta tags like ‘lock gamer humor’ and ‘lock hair growth gaza.’ It gets 200 hits per day as well - yeah, 200 thousand.
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Costumes are accurate to a serviceable degree, though none of the ghostbusters wore black trousers. Girl's face perhaps betrays the fact she has no idea what ghostbusters is, and was forced into this charade by the man, who could be a relative or stranger. The color of the girl's name tag is wrong too and the ghostbusters logo should be on her arm.
I'm just a normal guy, from the future, a bleak future where the only movies are comic book movies, and if you imply that you don't like it, or say that you remember when movies did not consist entirely of guys doing superhero poses in front of a green screen, a guy from on line who does future tech support for a living will fight you to the death.
The Hand That Pulls Back the Curtain: 69 aging humorists are pulled out of retirement for one last job -- to write tge funniest netflix capsule descriptions the world has ever seen. can these bumbling homos use this tried and true comedic format to save their failing careers?
A running gag involves Jack Bauer accidentally pulling a pack of Camels out of his pocket every time he reaches for his cell phone. If another character is present he says 'It's my last pack, I swear,' and if he's alone he says 'Okay. After this day is over, I'm done with these.'
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
I read the homestuck comic, I read all the updates, I read the whole thing multiple times and I love it. I love to read it in a different art style, where the characters get copy pasted and edited slightly like it's a pokemon romhack, and the writing is mad libs but randomer and more ftw. Basically whatever this is is my shit, so, uh, yeah. reblog.