Here's an important story that real news sites have been covering: Joss Whedon got kicked off and BANNED from Twitter recently because of a ruthless cadre of trolls who said shit fuck about his big leather titty sarcasm teen girl secret agent from the latest joss whedon movie or tv show or whatever.
Hey, have you guys ever seen a picture of a cat before? Well, guess what. It’s your lucky day, because I’m mixing the concept of a picture of my cat with the concept of the Internet!
Since the 1800s, Cheltenham has been held every March in a small British hamlet that is coincidentally also named Cheltenham. There are horse beauty pageants, horse merry-go-rounds for the kids, and horse races, which flourish as a catalyst for angry people who love gambling and becoming steadily angrier throughout the course of four days.
The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.
Scientists have identified many issues with the Monty Hall Problem, such as the fact that even after taking the best choice, there's still a chance you might lose. Some scientists have also criticised the Monty Hall problem after successfully solving it, and then being told that the prize was made up.
People don't tend to think much about their choice of [product associated with brand], so even the smallest thing can stick in someone's head and influence their choice. If someone wants to eat pizza, they're going to make their choice based on... let's say... which pizza is funniest. Oooh, the funny pizza, let's buy the funny pizza, from on-line!
As an aspiring pro gamer [with many industry ties], I've been working on my own competitive Super Smash Bros strategy, which accounts for spacing, matchup, meta, combo, all that sort of good stuff. If you study my guide and keep your eyes on the prize, you just might be able to hold your own in December, when the Wii U version is released!
SEO stands for sEarch Engine Optimization and it means you use a lot of words to pull the wool over google's eyes! EXAMPLE: Site 1 uses the meta tag ‘keyhole’ for its locksmith page. It gets 200 hits per day. Meanwhile, site 2 uses meta tags like ‘lock gamer humor’ and ‘lock hair growth gaza.’ It gets 200 hits per day as well - yeah, 200 thousand.
Apes rise before dawn. Gotta beat the morning traffic, I guess.
Costumes are accurate to a serviceable degree, though none of the ghostbusters wore black trousers. Girl's face perhaps betrays the fact she has no idea what ghostbusters is, and was forced into this charade by the man, who could be a relative or stranger. The color of the girl's name tag is wrong too and the ghostbusters logo should be on her arm.
I'm just a normal guy, from the future, a bleak future where the only movies are comic book movies, and if you imply that you don't like it, or say that you remember when movies did not consist entirely of guys doing superhero poses in front of a green screen, a guy from on line who does future tech support for a living will fight you to the death.
The Hand That Pulls Back the Curtain: 69 aging humorists are pulled out of retirement for one last job -- to write tge funniest netflix capsule descriptions the world has ever seen. can these bumbling homos use this tried and true comedic format to save their failing careers?
A running gag involves Jack Bauer accidentally pulling a pack of Camels out of his pocket every time he reaches for his cell phone. If another character is present he says 'It's my last pack, I swear,' and if he's alone he says 'Okay. After this day is over, I'm done with these.'
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer the bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
As I was walking in the bathroom, to my surprise Bill Murray was walking out. ‘Hey you're Bill Mur-‘ I was cut off as he quickly dragged me into the bathroom and started beating me. I cowered into the fetal position, his powerful strikes sending shoots of pain throughout my body. He stared deep into my eyes and said ‘No one will ever believe you.’
I read the homestuck comic, I read all the updates, I read the whole thing multiple times and I love it. I love to read it in a different art style, where the characters get copy pasted and edited slightly like it's a pokemon romhack, and the writing is mad libs but randomer and more ftw. Basically whatever this is is my shit, so, uh, yeah. reblog.