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Cat-themed image macro
Completely logical polemic of feminism
Webcomic about two gamers and a sassy robot
Slam poem about Super Mario Brothers
Compound insult containing "ass" or "tard"
List-based comedy article
iPhone video documenting your ongoing gang stalking
"Adult" artwork of popular cartoon characters
Forum post chronicling your struggles with incontinence
Innovative new slang for gay sex
Vlog describing the rationale behind your new haircut
Unlikely video mashup of an 80s movie with another 80s movie
Perfectly executed "that's what she said" or "literally" comment on facebook
Random forum username of doom
Multivolume Autobots fanfiction saga
Hardcore rap about Unix
10,000-word thesis on why Atlas Shrugged in the greatest book ever written and Ayn Rand's corpse should be elected president
Blog entry lamenting your parents' refusal to call you "Night Rain"
Damning photographic evidence of chemtrails
Photoshop of Ron Paul throwing president Obama into Mt. Doom
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