After Kevin Smith's failure with Cop Out and his subsequent Twitter breakdown, everyone assumed that the infamous writer/director was two large pizzas away from a complete nervous breakdown. But against all odds, Kevin's hard at work on his next movie: an autobiography about himself, simply titled "Kev." And Something Awful has exclusive access to the first few minutes of what's soon to be the 403rd highest-grossing film of 2012!
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.