Last year, screenwriter Diablo Cody wowed filmgoers and fans of orange stripes alike with her ultra-cute movie, Juno. So what does this wordsmith have in store for us in 2008? Find out when Something Awful Hollywood dumpster-diver Bob "BobServo" Mackey delivers ultra-rare screenplay scans of Diablo's next project, Quotey, a dramedy about a brilliant-yet-spunky screenwriter who says what we all think but still faces persecution for her quirky ways. You'd best list it on your Facebook right now!
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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