Last year, screenwriter Diablo Cody wowed filmgoers and fans of orange stripes alike with her ultra-cute movie, Juno. So what does this wordsmith have in store for us in 2008? Find out when Something Awful Hollywood dumpster-diver Bob "BobServo" Mackey delivers ultra-rare screenplay scans of Diablo's next project, Quotey, a dramedy about a brilliant-yet-spunky screenwriter who says what we all think but still faces persecution for her quirky ways. You'd best list it on your Facebook right now!
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Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
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