Is she as scary as Obama? Maybe not, I didn't see any mentions of death panels or taking away guns in there. Still, you should never trust anyone affiliated with Tom Cruise, even by way of dreams of past lives.
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This Week on Something Awful...
DROVES OF DOGS
COLORFUL TUBED DOG - Our morbidly obese bulldog Windsor got stuck in one of those colorful obstacle course tubes. It's already grafted to her skin. Tube is about 10 feet long and neon orange. Put food in front end of tube, shake out other end over dumpster. 555-3318
The Most Outlandish Costumes In Comic Book History
Nice dress. What is this, a dress convention? Idiot.
Board Game Article: Arcadia Quest
Hope you nerds like plastic skeletons and dice, because I sure do.
Simple "SimplePlanes" Planes!
Watch 2D doodles turn into 3D planes before your eyes, and then watch those planes explode!
Making The World A Better Place!
We can truly change the world... if we all just... believe...!
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