Is she as scary as Obama? Maybe not, I didn't see any mentions of death panels or taking away guns in there. Still, you should never trust anyone affiliated with Tom Cruise, even by way of dreams of past lives.
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Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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