Is she as scary as Obama? Maybe not, I didn't see any mentions of death panels or taking away guns in there. Still, you should never trust anyone affiliated with Tom Cruise, even by way of dreams of past lives.
He has unlocked the secrets of the universe and seen beyond the mortal plane, yet Doctor Strange can't believe how easy it is to eat an olive.
You can realize that you’ve wasted the last few moments of youth at an occupation you hate or fool yourself into a numb compliance with one of these great excuses.
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