Is she as scary as Obama? Maybe not, I didn't see any mentions of death panels or taking away guns in there. Still, you should never trust anyone affiliated with Tom Cruise, even by way of dreams of past lives.

– Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons (@sexyfacts4u)

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