As someone who is using the Internet right now, you have inevitably encountered another Internet user doing something they shouldn't be doing, probably within the past five minutes. (Not while reading this article or visiting this site, of course, but presumably in one of your other open tabs.) Well, now you can inform them of their poor decision-making by using these charming riffs on an old PSA! They'll smile and laugh when they see them, sure, but maybe they'll also think 'hey, that could apply to me!' Do some good for the online community today by posting these GIFs where needed!
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
You have summoned him and now he is here!