As someone who is using the Internet right now, you have inevitably encountered another Internet user doing something they shouldn't be doing, probably within the past five minutes. (Not while reading this article or visiting this site, of course, but presumably in one of your other open tabs.) Well, now you can inform them of their poor decision-making by using these charming riffs on an old PSA! They'll smile and laugh when they see them, sure, but maybe they'll also think 'hey, that could apply to me!' Do some good for the online community today by posting these GIFs where needed!
This is where the excerpt from an article usually goes. Since the content of this update is only intended for cool people, I refuse to place a single word in the path of blundering normal people.
Out here in the Wild West we got some rules for gunfightin', like a pregnant lady ain't gotta be carryin' iron for you to draw on her first.
You have summoned him and now he is here!