Cliff Doesn't Like You!
Well gee, what do you know! Cliff Yablonski is back and he really doesn't care for a good majority of us living, breathing, semi-sentient human beings! Don't believe me? Well check out today's update of "Cliff Yablonski Hates You," complete with four brand spanking new pages of disgusting and repulsive freaks that inhabit his neighborhood. What's to hate? Well here's a little example:
How could Mr. Yablonski hate such beautiful creatures? I don't know and I really don't care; I'm just thankful I don't live within a thousand miles of Appleton City, wherever the hell it is. Check out today's update and realize how lucky you are as well!
We might find we have more in common than we think if we just stop fighting long enough to combine our bodies into a singular organism.
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